I tell my assistant “I’m busy! unless it’s Jesus or Taylor (Swift) don’t bother me”

Scott Borchetta (x)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

Anonymous asked:

what's the craziest thing you've ever done?

butttom:

i got accused of stealing a pair of shoes once and then got sent to this camp where i had to dig holes to build character as my punishment and while i was there i ran away in search for my friend who also ran away and broke my family’s curse

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary